When I'm Point Oh-Four

Lyrics copyright by Dennis K Pearl
May sing to the tune of "When I'm Sixty-Four" (Beatles)

When collecting data, try to be fair
Many years from now
Will you still have a null value defined
Test to construct, with a p to find?
If I get one ‘n three-quarters for zee
Would you lock the door?
Where should p lead you, will you still need me
When I'm point oh-four?

If the science changes
Shouldn’t the test?
I could work in stages

Take mu as random, don’t draw me a line
State your point of view
Indicate precisely what your mean will say
Information wasting away
Give me your posterior, and its form
changing evermore
Where should p lead you, will you still need me
When I'm point oh-four?


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