Lyric copyright by Marc Coram and Matthew Finkelman
may sing to the tune of "My Boyfriend's Back" (Robert Feldman, Gerald Goldstein and Richard Gottehre)
The p-value's low and I'm gonna get it published
Heh-na, heh-na, it's .05
The p-value's low and the journal isn't rubbish
Heh-na, heh-na, it's .05
Yeah, my paper got accepted
Null hypothesis rejected
Heh-na, heh-na, it's .05
The effect is microscopic but I got four thousand patients
Heh-na, heh-na, it's .05
Now people will forget my bad TA evaluations
Heh-na, heh-na, it's .05
Yeah, my paper got accepted
Null hypothesis rejected
Heh-na, heh-na, it's .05
Heh-na, heh-na, it's .05
Heh-na, heh-na, it's .05