Lyrics © 2015 Lawrence Mark Lesser
may sing to the tune of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" (Nirvana)
Those anecdotes of all your friends
Will make you lose if you depend:
You cannot be so self-assured
With an alpha of one-third!
CHORUS:
Hello hello hello how low
Hello hello hello how low
Hello hello hello how low
Hello hello hello.
Without data, it's more dangerous:
I would be an ignoramus!
See the skewness, correlate this!
I need data to explain this:
A priori, it's Pareto, Bonferroni,
A placebo, yeah! hey!
With data, I do a test:
p-value found, p-value blessed.
A little group the sample's been:
I always want a bigger n.
(Repeat Chorus, except last 2 lines)
Simulation, variation, estimation, imputation,
A new trial, a new trial, a new trial, a new trial, a new trial.