by Lawrence Mark Lesser
Reverend Thomas Bayes
learned probability’s ways:
a minister, not friar,
he used what came prior.
William Playfair
made charts you display there:
a British spy with zeal
who stormed the Bastille.
William Sealy Gosset
turned on the faucet,
sampled the beer:
law of error got clear.
Sir Ronald Fisher
tested a mixture
of milk and tea:
did milk precede?
Jerome Cornfield—
his fame was more sealed
by proving the answer
that smoking brings cancer.