Lyric copyright © by Dennis K Pearl
May sing to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" (John Frederick Coots and Haven Gillespie)
You better watch error;
they better be tight.
Better be normal,
or it don't work right.
ANOVA Table's coming to town!
It's summing those squares,
And checking 'em twice;
Variance 'tween or within a slice.
ANOVA Table's coming to town.
ANOVA Table's coming to town.
ANOVA Table's coming to town!
It sees the data you've been keeping;
...but not if they are fake.
It knows if they're within or between;
So between for goodness sake!
Oh - You better watch error;
they better be tight.
Better be normal,
or it don't work right.
ANOVA Table's coming to town.
ANOVA Table's coming to town.
ANOVA Table's coming to town!