An Un-Normal Distribution of Words

by Anthony Masci
The stats prof thought that he was drinking Guinness just like Gosset did
but it turned out to be Poisson liquid.

When his students heard they became Hypergeometric
and rather non-parametric.
They couldn't believe that it was true,
but the old professor managed to pull through!

"So they made a type-I error," said he,
and they all ate a dinner of Tukey and gravy.